Septic System Scams – Homeowners, Beware!

I got a robot phone call last night (around dinner time, of course): “Hello, this is not a solicitation, this is about your septic system…”

The object was to sell homeowners on additives that will “…improve septic tank digestion of solids.”

Don’t fall for this scam. Below is what we wrote in Septic Systems Owner’s Manual (There are 5 complete chapters from the book reprinted here, along with other septic info.). Click here.

Septic system additives, especially enzymes.
(You don’t need to add enzymes; they’re
naturally present in the sewage.) Beware of
telemarketers or ads hawking additives
claiming to avoid tank pumping. They
actually break down the scum and sludge
into small particles, which are then readily
flushed out into the drainfield, increasing
possibility of premature drainfield failure.
The State of Washington has banned septic
tank additives. In Tiburon, California, a
homeowner recently added enzymes to a
septic system that had been working perfectly
well. Soon after, sludge moved out into the
drainfield and the system failed.

I wrote an article that appeared in The Mother Earth News in 2008 about the sorry state of septic systems engineering and regulations in the US. To read it, click here.

3 Responses to Septic System Scams – Homeowners, Beware!

  1. Anonymous says:

    The nicest thing you can do for your septic system is to minimize the amount of toilet paper you put into it. Ladies, we are the worst offenders. Put a stack of small cloths near the toilet along with a pointy-tipped squirt bottle full of water; after "#1" rinse yourself with the water and dry off with the cloth, which then goes in the laundry hamper. After "#2," rinse but use toilet paper. Voila — you have just cut your input down by maybe 75%.

  2. In most of the world toilet paper is not to be put in the toilet, but in a waste basket, providing shitty cleanup work for folks. In Thailand and neighboring countries, next to all toilets is a spray thing on the end of flexible plastic tubing like found on many kitchen sinks. Spray your crack cleaner than with paper. I'm going to install sprayers beside my toilets and keep my crack cleaner and save my septic tank.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Shh, the toilet paper manufacturers are listening and they are mad

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